Baby Carrots Are From Outer Space
There’s something odd about baby carrots. How do they get in these rounded shapes? I’m imagining someone in the baby carrot factory filing away at the edges, which seems like a waste of carrot. I found one that was twice as long but skinnier than usual the other day. Suspicious! They seem kind of fat for baby carrots, too, at least from what I remember of gardening. (Which isn’t much, I assure you!)
Maybe they’re toddler carrots. Or even teen carrots.
That is all.
